You know how sailors love to create mystery where there is none.
Christmas Quotes
Most of the quotes on this page are not about Christmas at all. We built it from the pages on family, love and gratitude, which is what people tend to want for a card or a toast.
That makes it a long list, ordered by quality rather than by how seasonal each entry feels. If you want something that sounds like Christmas, search for it. If you want something that would be true at any family table, start here.
I love my work. If I didn’t, would I be able to work 16 hours a day?
Love is too strong, too intense, for what I feel. For what I am allowed to feel.
From the beginning of time,
in childhood, I thought
that pain meant
I was not loved.
It meant I loved.
They will turn my passion into something gross and wrong... It is only love, Helen–only that.
Before skits became a thing, stand-up comedy was my first love back in 2015.
I love to cook and I make mean wraps. I don’t like cooking for myself though.