Birthday Quotes
Birthday quotes here lean towards reflection rather than celebration. The page is built from the pages on age, time, friendship and happiness, and Shakespeare has the most entries, then Byron, Edward Young and Longfellow.
That is useful if you want something thoughtful for a milestone birthday and less so for a card with balloons on it. The funny ones are on the Funny page. A warning on the friendship quotes: “Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer” is not from Sun Tzu, and “Time flies like an arrow” was not said by Groucho Marx. Both are flagged here.
Most quoted on birthday:
Whoever escapes marriage
And women's harm, comes to deadly old age
Without any son to support him.
Friendship, if you know how to work it, is better than a cousin in Parliament.
Personally we look forward to an old age of dissipation and indolence and unreverend disrepute.
We do not need your guilt feelings. We need your friendship.