Just like his wife before she freezed on him,
Just like his wife when she was beautiful.
Anniversary Quotes
There is no anniversary collection behind this page. It is put together from the pages on love, marriage, romance and time, then sorted by quality, so what comes up first is whatever those four pages rate highest.
Expect poems and passages from novels more than card lines. Some of the best material here only works with the sentences around it, which is why each quote links to its own page with the source and the notes. If you plan to put one in print, check the flag first: a line marked misattributed is fine to enjoy and risky to credit.
All in green went my love riding
on a great horse of gold
into the silver dawn.
Mankind loves misterys--a hole in the ground, excites mor wonder than a star in the heavens.
Their is one advantage in a plurality of wifes; tha fite each other, insted ov their husbands.
I am two fools, I know,
For loving, and for saying so
In whining poetry.
The heavens rejoice in motion, why should I
Abjure my so much loved variety.
When a Man has Married a Wife
He finds out whether
Her Knees & elbows are only
glued together.