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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.

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The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

As much as we admire all the characteristics of a Ronald Reagan, as soon as something goes wrong, people will hate those same characteristics.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.

If you think education is expensive -- try ignorance.

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