Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!

Unsourced variants: Moses dragged us for 40 years through the desert to bring us to the one place in the Middle East where there was no oil. Moses dragged us through the desert for 40 years to bring us to the one place in the Middle East where there was no oil.