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All I'm saying is, if you celebrate Festivus, you may live a little longer.

— Jerry Stiller Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us (2005)

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There's something pure about Festivus, something primal, raw in the hearts of humans.

Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us (2005)

For some people the revelation comes too late that life is best kept to the essentials. Some people are given their last rites and that person might say in their last breath, "I should have celebrated Festivus."

Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us (2005)

In the ancient days when gods played their own games, and had their own celebrations, tossing lightning bolts between mountaintops, hurling great boulders — Festivus came out of that.

Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us (2005)

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