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You, HP, promised me a toxic-free COMPUTER by 2009. Now my friends at Greenpeace tell me that I'll have to wait till 2011. What's up with that?"

— William Shatner

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The acquisition of knowledge is the voyage of humanity, isn't it?

When there are tiers of meaning in an ad it intrigues the audience and they look for it again and again.

Captain Kirk was captain of everybody's fate. He was a dictator.

Star Trek never really caught on with audiences, ran for three seasons, and was canceled. I wish I had taken notes at the time, because you people sure do have a lot of questions about it.

Jason [Alexander] says he was inspired by me. Why is everyone who's inspired by me such a fat, fucking loser? You know, I look back on this amazing evening and I can't help but think to myself, "Who the hell are you people?" What right do you have to make fun of me; what have you ever done?"

Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner (2006)

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