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I promise not to hammer a stake through your heart or set you on fire, as long as you promise not to rip my throat out. Okay? We in the twenty-first century have this marvelous technical innovation; it’s called civilization, and it means we don’t have to make promises like that to everyone we meet because we can usually take it for granted.

— Charles Stross The Rhesus Chart (2014)

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Human consciousness isn’t optimized for anything, except maybe helping feral hominids survive in the wild.

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In my experience, the best way to deal with such people is to politely agree with everything they say, then ignore them.

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