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In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.

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If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?

"It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good."

MTV announced this week that the next season of The Real World will be shot in Detroit, as will several cast members.

According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry, lonely women, you'll be dead soon.

CBS announced that will not air moveon.org's winning anti-Bush ad during the super bowl, saying that they don't air so-called "issue ads." Unless the issue is that girls are sluts for beer.

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