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Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up, stinky, dick licker.

— David Spade

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You can't get a big head about [fame]. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'

That's fine. Now should I give you the money or should I shove the quarters directly up your fat ass? Whee-hee!

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