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'Untin' fills my thoughts by day, and many a good run I have in my sleep. Many a dig in the ribs I gives Mrs. J. when I think they're runnin' into the warmint…No man is fit to be called a sportsman wot doesn't kick his wife out of bed on a haverage once in three weeks!

— Robert Smith Surtees Handley Cross (1843)

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Women never look so well as when one comes in wet and dirty from hunting.

Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour (1853)

No man rides harder than my Lord Scamperdale – always goes as if he had a spare neck in his pocket.

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The only infallible rule we know is, that the man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one.

Ask Mamma (1858)

It is an inwariable rule with the dealers to praise the bad points and let the good 'uns speak for themselves.

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More people are flattered into virtue than bullied out of vice.

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