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At the age of five I had begun an association with Temperance Societies; which ended at the age of sixteen—when I discovered the goodness of beer.

— Randolph Bedford Naught to Thirty-three (1944)

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‘I am as happy,’ said he, ‘as a kingk, enchoying himsellef in his harem mit his queens.’

Naught to Thirty-three (1944)

The different men we are in conceit and in humility! Vanity is all the vitamins and all the calories; vanity can keep a man warm in winter without blankets.

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Never was a continent naturally so clean, and made so dirty, as Australia. There was not an animal pest, scarcely a vegetable pest; fools and the old world supplied them all.

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It is not without design that the monkey with the rainbow stern climbs high. It is the advertisement of his sex appeal, and he doesn't climb far unless there is an audience.

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His moments of most sentimental recollection were when he thought of the beauty of the sausages he had manufactured.

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