Since the great days of Jimmy Greaves, it's the only time anyone's managed to score five times in a Chelsea shirt.

after a newspaper story appeared in 1992 falsely claiming then Conservative cabinet minister David Mellor, his close friend and fellow Chelsea fan, wore football kit during sex. The claim was invented by the publicist Max Clifford after he agreed to represent Mellor's former mistress.

"The wit and wisdom of Tony Banks", BBC News (8 January 2006).