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I'm on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at me,
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea (yeah, yeah).
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat,
You can't stop me, motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat.

— The Lonely Island Incredibad (2009)

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Everyone who has gambled on keeping the three of us together so far, it's gone well. We figured it couldn't hurt to see how long we could ride it.

Back in that ass, yeah
Your mom says hi, jinx!

The Wack Album (2013)

Kings of the bar scene, pounding on brewskies,
Banging chicks right there in the sand.
Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and
Slamming shots and marry a man.

The Wack Album (2013)

I just had sex, and it felt so good (felt so good).
A woman let me put my penis inside of her.
I just had sex, and I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past.

Turtleneck & Chain (2011)

I jizz right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands
It's like having sex to me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times
It's a necessity.

Incredibad (2009)

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