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The simplest comment on my book came from my ballet teacher. She said, "I wish you hadn’t made every line funny. It’s so depressing."

— Quentin Crisp The Naked Civil Servant (1968)

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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

The Naked Civil Servant (1968)

I take it to be axiomatic that people are revolted by witnessing the shameless gratification of an appetite they do not share.

The Naked Civil Servant (1968)

Mass-murderers are simply people who have had ENOUGH.

The Naked Civil Servant (1968)

I acquiesced in this on the grounds that the most anyone can expect from a holiday is a change of agony.

The Naked Civil Servant (1968)

As someone remarked, when told the new atomic bombs would explode without a bang, "they can’t leave anything alone."

The Naked Civil Servant (1968)

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Reading maketh a full man; conference a ready man; and writing an exact man.

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Albert Pike Morals and Dogma of the Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite of Freemasonry (1871)

There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches.

Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Logan Pearsall Smith Afterthoughts (1931)

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