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You can't win, you can't break even, and you can't get out of the fucking game.

— Harlan Ellison

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Borrowing a common scientific joke expressing the laws of thermodynamics.

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It is my lot to wake with anger every morning, to lie down at night even angrier.

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Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver.

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