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The Sandwich Islands. Home of perfect weather, sugar cane, pineapple, and women of several races wearing no more than the perfect weather required. Home of the ukulele, the instrument the Devil had invented when he was trying for the guitar.

— Harry Turtledove Southern Victory (1997)

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I’ll tell you, though, this whole business of war would be a hell of a lot more fun if you didn’t get shot.

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The Confederate States had been founded on the principle that change was a bad idea.

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The only people who love a war are those who have never fought in one.

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A man who couldn’t see truth when it tried to shoot him wouldn’t live long, and didn’t deserve to.

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