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"You can't give her that!" she screamed. "It's not safe!"
It's a sword, said the Hogfather. They're not meant to be safe.
"She's a child!" shouted Crumley.
It's educational.
"What if she cuts herself?"
That will be an important lesson.

— Terry Pratchett Hogfather (1996)

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