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The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world.

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The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

As much as we admire all the characteristics of a Ronald Reagan, as soon as something goes wrong, people will hate those same characteristics.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.

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