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You can, after all, reduce the reasons for watching TV to but two: to be lulled, and to be stimulated. Some people do one sometimes, the other sometimes. Some people do all of one or all of the other.

— Dick Cavett co-authored with Christopher Porterfield (1974)

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There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

It's a wonderful job for people who have never had a nervous breakdown but always wanted one.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

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Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

Why don't you fold it five ways and put it where the moon don't shine.

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