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The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese lunches to reduce the Middle Ages. History will have to wear size 48 shorts forever.

— Tom Robbins Jitterbug Perfume (1984)

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The key to self-generated happiness (the only reliable kind) is the refusal to take oneself too seriously.

High Times interview (2002)

Sometimes those things that attract the most attention to us are the things that afford us the greatest privacy.

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There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing worth killing for.

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Here's an idea: let's get over ourselves, buy a cherry pie, and go fall in love with life.

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Nature must govern technology, not the other way around.

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