More quotes by Victor Borge
I only know two pieces, one is 'Clair de Lune', the other one isn't.
The first piano was built long after they didn't have any at all.
What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?
The Nazi lifts his arm.
I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.
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