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If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

— Erma Bombeck TIME (1984)

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The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

Title of book (1976)

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression (1970)

Nearly everyone's son wants to be a baseball player. Why not? What other profession could he choose where he can slide around in the dirt, never work when it rains and spit whenever he wants?

If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

Book title (1978)

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else*

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