If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.
Variants
"If God created the Body, and the Body is dirty, then the fault lies with the Manufacturer."
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
If I get busted in New York, the freest city in the world, that will be the end of my career.
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