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I hate whales. I hate them. I can’t stand those stupid, blubbery, floating around, self-indulgent smug-faced krill-eating fat jerks with all their sycophantic hippie save-the- planet peacenik eco-terrorist generation X-er groupies. Greenpeace? Get a job!

— Arthur M. Jolly Moby (No Last Name Given) (2014)

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Marriage is the safe harbor men proffer from a tempest they themselves conjure into creation.

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A servant is the true reflection of his master.

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One of those monstrosities that nature so cruelly inflicts upon her world, like a two headed calf or a servant with ginger eyebrows.

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