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It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods. If such a board actually exists it operates precisely like the board of a corporation that is losing money.

— H. L. Mencken Minority Report : H.L. Mencken's Notebooks (1956)

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God seeks comrades and claims love,
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