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One out of three hundred and twelve Americans is a bore, for instance, and a healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.

— John Updike

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Government is either organized benevolence or organized madness; its peculiar magnitude permits no shading.

Buchanan Dying : A Play (1974)

But for a few phrases from his letters and an odd line or two of his verse, the poet walks gagged through his own biography.

On T. S. Eliot (1984)

Yes, there is a ton of information on the web, but much of it is egregiously inaccurate, unedited, unattributed and juvenile.

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.

The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.

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