Milo: I hear she's a scrubbed blonde with all the sex appeal of chilled Dettol.
cf. John Wesley, "cleanliness is next to godliness"
More quotes by Anthony Shaffer
Andrew: Now, the shortest way to a man's heart is humiliation. You soon find out what he's made of.
Milo: You must be joking.
Andrew: You would know it if I were.
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