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I am a bachelor and I will not marry.
Til the right girl comes along.
But while I'm waiting, I don't mind dating
Girls that I know are wrong!

— Nipsey Russell

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As we remember Abbott and Costello,
As Laurel and Hardy can never die,
Rowan and Martin will not be forgotten,
But baby, we sure gonna try.

Dean Martin Celebrity Roast for Rowan and Martin (1974)

They found an orangutan suffering from a hernia,
Fed him poison from a rattlesnake bite,
Gave him the soothing voice of a wild hyena,
And he's 'Man of the Week' tonight!"

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