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Crackpot Hall has eleven thousand rooms, but only one potty.

— Ysabeau S. Wilce Flora Segunda (2007)

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Source: Crackpot Hall: The Fyrdraaca Family at Home (p. 1)
Work: Flora Segunda, 2007
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