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Look, I was surprised when they offered me the job and I knew they weren't fooling, but this is not a joke. It will have to be fun for me to want to keep it, but I am not a joke.

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I gotta shake hands with himǃ That's one guy I know I'm better lookin' than.

If you don't know where you're going, you might not get there.

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

I really didn't say everything I said. [...] Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know.

I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

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