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I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.

— Richard Pryor

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There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.

On sex. Live at the Sunset Strip (1982)

I don't want to go through life as a Wonder Wheel murderer!

The Toy (1982)

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes. Though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

Make sure the check you write to a charity doesn't pay for cruel experiments on animals. Your donation should help end suffering — not cause it.

I went through every phone book in Africa, and I didn't find one god damned Pryor!

On trying to find his roots. Live At The Sunset Strip (1982)

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