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Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

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If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you will eventually be accused of treason.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.

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