"Now kneel down in that booth while I give ye me special yule blessing. Get down in that booth. I know you're standing, you dirty ould cheat. Get down. For Jesus, what are you doing, ripping the phone out? Repeat after me, the Lord is my shepherd as I am one of his sheared sheep."
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They say there is good in everyone. If you just give them a chance. And a good boot in the arse.
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In a big bowl full of hatred can you ever find a spoonful of love.
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