If you ever bought a dog what did you buy? You bought a fucking puppy. You don't buy a 13-year-old German shepherd. You buy a nice young puppy - what are you crazy?
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On bringing a 19-year-old date to a red carpet event in 2000, when Woods was 52 from a WENN article published in that year cited in "Amber Tamblyn says James Woods tried to pick her up when she was 16" CBS News (September 12, 2017)