More quotes by Austin O'Malley
Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind.
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
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If we could all pick our fathers there might be ten men on earth who would have families.
The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
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