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Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can.

— Jamie Zawinski

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Commonly attributed to jwz, but "I didn't make that up"

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You can't take a dying project, sprinkle it with the magic pixie dust of "open source," and have everything magically work out.

If you're using Windows, go fuck yourself.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.

Linux is only free if your time has no value.

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