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Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level.

— Quentin Crisp The Naked Civil Servant (1968)

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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

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I take it to be axiomatic that people are revolted by witnessing the shameless gratification of an appetite they do not share.

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Mass-murderers are simply people who have had ENOUGH.

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I acquiesced in this on the grounds that the most anyone can expect from a holiday is a change of agony.

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As someone remarked, when told the new atomic bombs would explode without a bang, "they can’t leave anything alone."

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