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I've always made it a strict rule in life to ingratiate myself with three categories of people: newspaper owners, potential newspaper owners and billionaires.
This is a despicablle, shameless but often successful modus operandi that hasn't to date done me much harm.

— Piers Morgan

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The immediate issue was the consistently rejected applications for British citizenship of Egyptian businessman Mohamed Al-Fayed.

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