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“The Continental Congress resolved that your famous plainneff and modefty would be ill ferved were it known that a houfe for your horfe was paid for from the public purfe.”

— Donald Barthelme The Teachings of Don. B: Satires, Parodies, Fables, Illustrated Stories, and Plays of Donald Barthelme (1992)

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Who among us is not thinking about divorce, except for a few tiny-minded stick-in-the-muds who don’t count?

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