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"Is he in heaven? Is he in hell?"
"There is no heaven. There is no hell."
"There is no heaven? There is no hell?"
"That's all in your mind."

— Joseph Heller God Knows (1984)

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When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?"

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He could never decide whether to furgle them or photograph them, for he had found it impossible to do both simultaneously.

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Outside the hospital the war was still going on. Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.

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