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Hmm, wa'er! If, right, your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?

— Russell Brand Shame [Live DVD (2006)

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"This phone will connect you to people everywhere, except for where you are, and sever you from God forever. Apple."

Revolution (2014)

I see that dereliction can survive in opulence; the abundantly wealthy with destitution in their stare.

The Guardian (2013)

I don’t see myself as a yoga person or a man who meditates and prays and eats well and says "Namaste" or "God bless you." I became that because I exhausted all other options.

Revolution (2014)

I know it's serious but the actual event doesn't change whether we look at it humorously or seriously.

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Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (2006)

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