Thank you dear Father Massimiliano, I'll try not to let you down and I promise you two and a half months of complete sexual abstinence until April 9 [election].
Notes from Wikiquote
As reported in "Did I say This? in The Observer (20 April 2008)
Variants
I'll try not to let you down and I promise you two and a half months of complete sexual abstinence until election day.