More quotes by Fred Allen
A good comedian can say things funny and other guys just say funny things.
California's a wonderful place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Sullivan will be successful as long as other people have talent.
What does Sullivan do? He points at people. Rub meat on actors and dogs will do the same thing.
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