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Gambling to me is what a telephone pole might be to a groundhog. He sees that it's there but doesn't for the life of him understand why. Friends have tried to explain the appeal, but still I don't get it. Why take chances with money?

— David Sedaris Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls (2013)

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Our artwork did not hang on the refrigerator or anywhere near it, because our parents recognised it for what it was: crap.

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"Cut corners and it'll always come back to bite you in the ass." That was one of her sayings.

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'It is ironic that nudists are just about the last people you'd ever want to see naked.

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If you talk to people, you can have whatever you want.

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Something has changed, and now, when I look at my students, I see only people who are going to eat up my time.

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