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Death can only be profitable: there’s no need to eat, drink, pay taxes, offend people, and since a person lies in a grave for hundreds or thousands of years, if you count it up the profit turns out to be enormous.

— Anton Chekhov Rothschild’s Fiddle (1894)

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People should be beautiful in every way—in their faces, in the way they dress, in their thoughts and in their innermost selves.

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It’s not a matter of old or new forms; a person writes without thinking about any forms, he writes because it flows freely from his soul.

The Seagull (1896)

A woman can only become a man’s friend in three stages: first, she’s an agreeable acquaintance, then a mistress, and only after that a friend.

Uncle Vanya (1897)

How easy it is, Doctor, to be a philosopher on paper, and how hard it is in life!

The Seagull (1896)

There should be more sincerity and heart in human relations, more silence and simplicity in our interactions. Be rude when you’re angry, laugh when something is funny, and answer when you’re asked.

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