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I wish people who sell things would stop trying to guess how many of something we want to buy. I want to buy things one at a time.

— Andy Rooney

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Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by their government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they'll be okay if they're left alone.

Ive had quite a few complaints lately from people who like it when I complain about things. They say I havent complained about anything lately. So tonight, for you complaint fans, I have a complaint.

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