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Now all of us can talk to the NSA—just by dialing any number.

— David Letterman

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Nothing—believe me—nothing is more satisfying to me personally than getting a great idea and then beatin' it to death.

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All right, that's pretty much all I got. The only thing I have left to do, for the last time on a television program: Thank you and good night.

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