Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer (slurring): [Aboard airplane] Stewardess, could you get me another drink?

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: But she don't understand, I need this drink. I'm a caveman and I'm frightened by your strange flying machine, so get me another Dewars and water, pronto. | Stewardess: Sorry sir. | Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: Listen, I'll sue you and your WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE!