Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
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Unsourced variant: Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
All my life, I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
I've seen these women all my life, I know how they walk, I know how they talk...
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
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